High Ideological Pollution Alert

My wife calls herself a Democrat but on a day when all the freeway LED signs said there was a high pollution alert and that we should limit our driving she drove 40 miles to buy designer jeans on sale. She ended up returning the jeans the very next day because I told her they cost too much and that while I'm at work she can't just be spending other people's (my) money all day long however she wants (which is a Democrat's dream, obviously). The day she returned them there was another high pollution alert. Sorry, polar bears.