Our Dog is Worth an XBox... to my wife

My wife calls herself a Democrat but the other day we were walking around a park and saw a sign for a missing dog. The owner was offering $1000 dollars for its safe return. I asked my wife how much she'd be willing to pay for our dog if it got lost. I asked her if $300 sounded about right and she said yes. I was pretty speechless, I thought I was low-balling her! The thing is, our dog is twice as big as this other lost dog so I was expecting to hear at least $2000, but I guess my wife doesn't see things that way. If PETA found out about my wife's attitude I bet they'd send her hate mail. Here's the question I should have asked her - What price do you think Bridgette would offer for our safe return if we got lost? Probably a million dollars. Unless our dog is anything like my wife, then she'd probably only offer a nickel, or a mini beggin' strip.

Stay classy, babe!