My wife calls herself a democrat but when but when she cleans dishes or brushes her teeth, the water just runs and runs. Save some for the fish, right? Where does she think all this water is coming from, the trees? If she keeps this up we'll all be getting our water from the local desalination plant. She thinks those things are cheap but guess what, hotshot, they're not! Her solution would probably be to just raise taxes so we could have a desalination plant on every corner, but I tell you what, the minute they try to build one of those things on my block it's gonna get real ugly real quick.
See: Desalination
